But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”